May 2013
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
chroniczipsandbongrips:
okay so they make standard sized condoms and extra large condoms. now my 8th grade sex ed teacher stretched a standard sized condom all the way up her arm, so i know that anyone i sleep with will fit in a standard sized condom. however guys get really cocky after you sleep with them so i keep both sizes in my nightstand. and i always pull out the magnums and i’m like “oh,...
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
If this happens, I might just kill myself.
“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless...”
– Dylan Moran (via frankie-wolf) 